January 2011
Reblog if you appreciate all of your followers.
That awkward moment when your high-five got...
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HOW MANY SCROLLS DOES IT TAKE TO REACH THE END OF...
THE WORLD WILL MAY NEVER KNOW.
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Mom tells you to get off the computer:
You stay on a little longer hoping she’ll forget you’re on:
Mom runs in yelling “GET OFF NOW”:
MY LIFE EVERYDAY
When someone says something really weird, I'm...
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Stupid Teachers
Situation 1 *
Teacher : Kenapa awak tak pakai tudung?
Me : Suka hati aku lar weyh. Kau pehal? I'm not your child.
Situation 2
Teacher : Bapak awak orang mana dan dari mana?
Me : Melaka and dia orang cina masuk Islam.
Teacher : Oh patutlah.
oh patutlah disini bermaksud : "patutlar dia tak bertudung bapak pun cina"
dude, so what kalau bapak aku cina pun?
Situation 3 *
Teacher : Besok saya nak awak pakai tudung boleh?
Me : tak boleh. kenapa? nak pancung aku?
Situation 4 *
Teacher : Mak awak ada marah ke awak pakai tudung?
Me : Fucking hell you shitty! Tanya soalan bodoh pulak dah? Kau ni memang ar. Suka hati aku lar. My hair doesn't affect you. It doesn't give you a rash kan? So shut the hell up.
* i DIDN'T answer in that particular way.
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That moment when the teacher calls on you to...
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